At least make sure they are 18
Why
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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