the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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