How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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