if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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