Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm too high and old for this...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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