You work out of a Hotel?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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