On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I enjoy the company of your penis
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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