I must be too annoying 4 u.
I look better un-naked...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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Oh Jesus.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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