Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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