we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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