i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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