real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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