i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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