i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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