Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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