I must be too annoying 4 u.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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