If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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