well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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