Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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