Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
