some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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