She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm bleeding and have questions
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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