I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
