Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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