do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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