We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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