I faked an abortion last night.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he fucked my hip out of place.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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