Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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