We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Randomize
