i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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