id be glad to
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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