I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
