yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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