so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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