Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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