There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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