When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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