have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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