Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
