What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
...so i touched it.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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