Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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