you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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