she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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