Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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