Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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