Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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