New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
