we're blogging at a bar
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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