apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I supernannyed him into submission
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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