I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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