think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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